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Star Wars Revelations

Star Wars: Revelations
I know I’m a bit behind on the whole bandwagon of checking out Star Wars: Revelations, but oh well. I have now downloaded it, burned it to a DVD, and watched it — so I feel confident that I can comment on it.

First off, though, a little about getting the movie — the nerdy part of me thought the challenge of getting it on DVD was almost better than the film itself.

On the movie download page, the two main file formats are QuickTime and Windows Media Player WMV. For the more geeky fans, there is also DivX and a bunch of formats for various hand-held devices. What really got me excited, though, was the DVD version of Revelations. My new notebook has the ability to burn DVDs, but I haven’t used it yet. I figured this would be a perfect learning opportunity.

Since the file is over 3GB, the creators of the film prefer that people get the film using BitTorrent. I had used BitTorrent in the past to download episodes of season 4 of The Surreal Life, so I figured it would be pretty straightforward and fast. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case.

The BitTorrent files were taking forever to download. I was getting download speeds of only 33KB/sec, which meant that downloading would take well over 10 hours. I know my connection is faster, so that seemed insane. So despite the fact that the FTP wasn’t the preferred method, I went and downloaded my favorite FTP client, NcFTP (which supports resuming of failed/stopped/disconnected downloads), and started downloading. It took most of Saturday to download (but at least I was getting between 80KB/sec and 120KB/sec), but at least it was faster than BitTorrent.

Once I had the ISO image, I needed a way to burn it on to the blank DVD (a Memorex DVD-RW, for what it’s worth). Originally I figured that I could use burnatonce, a great little program I’ve used in the past to burn normal CD images. Unfortunately, I couldn’t figure out how to get burnatonce to work with DVDs, so I searched for another solution. I quickly found DVD Decrypter (which is apparently out of “print” but can still be found on download sites), which worked great. I thought it would take forever to burn a 3.5GB ISO image, but amazingly it only took 25 minutes or so.

With the burning completed this morning, I now had Star Wars: Revelations and was ready to watch it. (There is still the option of downloading the “specials” disc #2 with behind-the-scenes features and whatnot, but for now I’m content with just the film.)

Darth Vader and Zhanna
As for the film itself, I have mixed feelings.

The special effects are amazing. The amount of CGI work done for this film (including light saber battles, space scenes, explosions, holograms, etc.) is spectacular. If someone were to splice a few of the shots into a “real” Star Wars film, I probably couldn’t tell the difference. The only complaint I have about the CGI work is that it is often “too realistic.” I’m not exactly sure how to describe it, but I think it has to do with the fact that the film was entirely digital, which left it without that somewhat grainy and theatrical feel that normal movies have. Everything was too crisp and clean to be in a movie.

As for the acting, however, I was pretty disappointed. I’m not sure how the film was cast, but as far as I can tell most of the characters are played by a group of friends — the director, for example, plays one of the main characters. For the amount of awesome CGI work that went into the project, I would’ve hoped that as much effort would have gone into casting. Not to say that the film was horrible or that the quality of acting reminded me of ninja and karate movies people made in high school (though at times it did have that feel…), but it definitely could have been better.

If I had to venture a guess, I would assume that the people behind the film had more of a technical/computer background rather than a theatre arts one — but I could be wrong (and I should probably research a bit before being so critical). If anything, I think that seeing the people in the film made me realize how difficult acting truly is and that we often take that for granted with most movies and television shows.

The story, on the other hand, was rather interesting. It takes place between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope. The main character, Taryn Anwar, is a seer Jedi. In the past, the seers had been kicked out of the Jedi order, so Taryn is a bit of a rouge — perhaps? Prior to the film, she had been working for Zhanna, the Emperor’s Hand, to help exterminate the Jedi (which began in Revenge of the Sith). Eventually, Taryn teams up with some other Jedi’s to figure out the meaning of a mysterious artifact.

Spoiler ahead:

At the end, the “revelation” is that the seer Jedi’s foresaw the rise of Anakin Skywalker (or, more vaguely, a Jedi who would turn to the Dark Side). In order to prevent this from happening, they would on occasion kill Jedi who they feared might turn (which is probably part of the reason they were kicked out of the Jedi order). The seers setup a system to track all the Jedi’s in the universe — that was the secret of the artifact.

The final battle at the end is between Zhanna and Taryn over who gets to keep the list of all Jedis. Ultimately Zhanna escapes with the list, but Taryn’s friends make a copy so they have a list too. At the end, Darth Vader kills Zhanna (who he was jealous of), and will presumably take credit for having the list and hunting down the remaining Jedis. Taryn and her friends vow to protect as many Jedi as possible and plan to enlist the help of Senator Organa (from Revenge of the Sith and Leia’s adopted father).

Like I said, the story is interesting, and has a few twists that I didn’t mention. And there are a few “cameos” like Boba Fett and that strange eye machine that guards Jabba’s palace in Return of the Jedi that only true fans would think of including. (Though I don’t remember a character muttering, “I have a bad feeling about this…”)

I love the idea of having various “alternate universes” that are created with literature and film. The more complete these universes the better. I’ve posted about this before (on my old blog, though, I think), and I’ve concluded this enjoyment of “mythologies” is part of the reason I find soap operas and television shows so enjoyable.

I think it’s awesome that a bunch of fans got together to add to an alternate universe that they so obviously love. I truly hope that more people will add to the universe in such rich ways. Over at TheForce.Net there are a bunch of fan films that I will have to check out, but I have a feeling that none will compare to Revelations when it comes to visual effects, storyline complexity, and length.

I commend the makers and look forward to more fan-created work.

A New Sith, or Revenge of the Hope

R2-D2, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Chewbacca
In what would have to be one of my favorite examples of “over-reading an under-read text” or “double reading,” I’ve come across “A New Sith, or Revenge of the Hope: Reconsidering Star Wars IV in the light of I-III by Keith Martin, which reinterprets Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope based on the events at the end of Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

After Sith came out, lots of fans noticed some pretty major continuity errors in A New Hope: Why doesn’t Obi-Wan recognize R2-D2? How did Chewbacca end up with Han Solo after fighting in the Clone Wars alongside Yoda? Why doesn’t Darth Vader realize that Luke and Leia are his children? and so on.

Martin’s re-reading of A New Hope suggests that R2-D2 and Chewbacca are top Rebel operatives passing messages back and forth, that Qui-Gon serves as a relay allowing Obi-Wan and Yoda to communicate, that R2-D2 setup Obi-Wan and Luke’s meeting with Chewbacca and Han Solo, that Leia was intended to meet Obi-Wan in order for him to assess her powers of the force, and that Obi-Wan let himself die in order to create a disturbance in the force so that Darth Vader wouldn’t recognize Luke and Leia.

I think what I like the most about this theory is that it renders our original understanding of A New Hope as total nonsense. Everything we thought we knew turned out to be a deception or misunderstanding. In a way, the movie is radically different — nothing is random and everything was setup or manipulated by either Chewbacca, R2-D2, or Obi-Wan.

I’m not sure how serious Martin is about this interpretation, but it sure helps me appreciate the movie more.

The Best Line From a Star Wars Review

… the winner of the best line from a Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith review goes to David Edelstein over at Slate, where, in “The Passion of the Sith: I dream of Jedi” he wrote:

McDiarmid isn’t the subtlest of satanic tempters. With his lisp and his clammy little leer, he looks like an old queen keen on trading an aging butt-boy (Count Dooku) for fresh meat—which leaves Anakin looking more and more like a 15-watt bulb.

Maybe this is why the movie disappointed me. The whole Emperor/Anakin thing sorta did gross me out because it seemed as if the Emperor was totally hot for him… giving gays everywhere a bad name. (And also resurrecting one of the oldest gay stereotypes: the old gay man/lesbian tempting the young, innocent into the ways of queerness.)

The Dark Side (of chocolate)

M&M guy
What is the deal with these supposed dark chocolate M&M candies that were supposed to come out to coincide with the release of Revenge of the Sith?? I can find the stupid Flash-heavy promotional site (click on “Choose the Dark Side” on the left for more information), but I can’t find the chocolates anywhere in the stores!

I love dark chocolate and M&Ms (for a while I was “addicted” — or really really loved) those crispy ones (in the blue bag) and the almond ones (in the beige bag) have always really good, too.

But please, where are the dark ones! I’ve looked at QFC, Bartell, and various vending machines. Maybe target? I just don’t know.

On the site, there is a Shop M&Ms section where you can special order M&Ms in various colors (I like “Hoth Snow” and “Death Star Silver” and “Emperor Red”) and even add little messages, but, alas, there is a note: “Sorry, custom M&Ms are not available in dark chocolate.” What is the point!

Point of the story: If anyone can let me know where they have seen or purchased dark chocolate M&Ms, I will be very happy.

Revenge of the Sith

Okay, I won’t do a full-fledged review since it’s almost 3 a.m., but let it be said that: yes, I saw Revenge of the Sith at midnight; and no, I didn’t love it.

In fact, I was rather surprised that the initial reviews were so good. There was some dialoge that was just too cheesy for words, and the Emperor/Darth Sidius acted just plain silly quite a few times.

I was also disappointed that there weren’t any major revelations. Some of the reviews I read said that we were going to learn a few really surprising things that would make us want to re-watch the original trilogy again. I’m not quite sure what those big things are… maybe I just read too many spoilers? I dunno.

All that said, however, I’m still glad I saw it. I may do a more in-depth review sometime soon. I do intend on seeing it again next week.