{"id":93,"date":"2005-06-28T15:11:52","date_gmt":"2005-06-28T22:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/?p=93"},"modified":"2005-06-28T15:12:17","modified_gmt":"2005-06-28T22:12:17","slug":"dw-uhhhh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/posts\/2005\/dw-uhhhh\/","title":{"rendered":"DW-uhhhh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I learned last night while watching <i>The West Wing<\/i> that there are only three words in the English language that being with <i>DW<\/i>: dwindle, dwarf, and dwell (and, of course, their variations). Inspired by this knowledge, I created the following poem:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nThe dwindling dwarf dwells<br \/>\nDwindle, dwelling dwarf<\/p>\n<p>The dwarf dwindled in the dwelling<br \/>\nDwarves dwell in dwindles<\/p>\n<p>They dwelled and dwindled while dwarfing<br \/>\nDwelling dwarves dwindle\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And to illustrate:<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>A<\/td>\n<td>B<\/td>\n<td>C<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>A<\/td>\n<td>C<\/td>\n<td>B<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>B<\/td>\n<td>A<\/td>\n<td>C<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>B<\/td>\n<td>C<\/td>\n<td>A<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>C<\/td>\n<td>A<\/td>\n<td>B<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>C<\/td>\n<td>B<\/td>\n<td>A<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I learned last night while watching The West Wing that there are only three words in the English language that being with DW: dwindle, dwarf, and dwell (and, of course, their variations). Inspired by this knowledge, I created the following poem: The dwindling dwarf dwells Dwindle, dwelling dwarf The dwarf dwindled in the dwelling Dwarves &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/posts\/2005\/dw-uhhhh\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">DW-uhhhh<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}