{"id":258,"date":"2007-06-04T13:24:44","date_gmt":"2007-06-04T20:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/posts\/2007\/match-made-in-tabloid-heaven\/"},"modified":"2007-06-04T13:24:49","modified_gmt":"2007-06-04T20:24:49","slug":"match-made-in-tabloid-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/posts\/2007\/match-made-in-tabloid-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Match Made in Tabloid Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate that I am linking to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/\">FOX News<\/a>, but the fact that they are reporting that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,277718,00.html\">Jon Benet&#8217;s Dad and&nbsp; Natalee Holloway&#8217;s Mom Are Dating<\/a>&nbsp;makes it worthwhile. I mean, really&#8230; this is just too bizarre.<\/p>\n<p>For what it&#8217;s worth, I&#8217;m still &#8220;boycotting Aruba.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate that I am linking to FOX News, but the fact that they are reporting that Jon Benet&#8217;s Dad and&nbsp; Natalee Holloway&#8217;s Mom Are Dating&nbsp;makes it worthwhile. I mean, really&#8230; this is just too bizarre. For what it&#8217;s worth, I&#8217;m still &#8220;boycotting Aruba.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}