{"id":130,"date":"2005-09-19T13:30:10","date_gmt":"2005-09-19T20:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/posts\/2005\/pretentious-cookies\/"},"modified":"2005-09-19T13:42:11","modified_gmt":"2005-09-19T20:42:11","slug":"pretentious-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/posts\/2005\/pretentious-cookies\/","title":{"rendered":"Pretentious Cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/jason\/files\/milanos.jpg\" width=\"275\" height=\"305\" alt=\"Milanos Cookies\" title=\"Milano Cookies\" class=\"alignleft\"\/><br \/>\nNo offense to all who love those <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pepperidgefarm.com\/indulgent_treats_cookies.asp\">Pepperidge Farm cookies<\/a>, but I really think that they are quite possibly the most pretentious food ever created. I&#8217;ve never liked them and I&#8217;ve always thought that they were way overpriced. I especially hate the Milano cookies. The Chocolate Chunk cookies are semi-decent, but still overpriced and pretentious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No offense to all who love those Pepperidge Farm cookies, but I really think that they are quite possibly the most pretentious food ever created. I&#8217;ve never liked them and I&#8217;ve always thought that they were way overpriced. I especially hate the Milano cookies. The Chocolate Chunk cookies are semi-decent, but still overpriced and pretentious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecompany.net\/jason\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}